After the Hobbit is over, while we're riding back in the S's car:
- Everyone: Yes, it was creepy how abandoned that mall has become.
- Me: Yes, maybe it was taken over.... by aliens.
- Mr. and Mrs. S.: Then who was running the movie?
- Us: The aliens.
- Mr. and Mrs. S.: Oh.
- Me: But I mean, I wonder how people even got popcorn!
- Wait. MAYBE it wasn't really popcorn. Do you want to know what it really was?
- Hannah: What?
- Me: Pieces of alien rabbit brain.
- *insert awkward pause here*
- Hannah: Lindsey, are you tired, by any chance?
- Me: I am EXTREMELY tired.
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